caaandy-apple:

l-ush:

perfect

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

sethymiles:

I like the look Nicki gives like “yup that bitch”

rydek:

this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing

pizzaforpresident:

This paper will come to be known as the greatest example of irony throughout all of eternity.

sluttyoliveoil:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

make it rain

foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

coelasquid:

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

This thing is a thing I enjoy.

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

kiddwaynejohnson:

lybiea:

TOM WTF YES YOU’RE GONNA GET IN TROUBLE I WOULD NEVER CALL YOU DADDY I REALLY DON’T ENJOY THAT THING I MEAN I GET THAT SOME PEOPLE LIKE IT BUT I JUST DON’T AGREE WITH IT WHY WOULD YOU EVEN

I got in trouble for that one